littlebirdsme:

So punny.

(via rockinrye)

@1 month ago with 82917 notes
#puns 

Tell me about filming Sesame Street. Yes, my favorite question! That was amazing. That really, truly was the height of joy for me, and I’d like to do it every day because working with Muppets is just amazing. I couldn’t even see the fantastic guy who was Murray. I was just looking at Murray and I felt like I was 5. - Lena Headey  

(Source: rubyredwisp, via astano)

@3 months ago with 17113 notes
#Lena Headey #lena the great 

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

(via thedisassociation)

@3 months ago with 56905 notes
#ahahaha 

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

(via rockinrye)

@3 months ago with 123048 notes

"Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."

Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: neolution, via lateinlifetiburon)

@5 months ago with 177252 notes
#asoiaf 

prayloveyouremember:

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

Mulan: My grandma’s fucking cricket survived worse shit, Snow. You were take down by an apple. Such dishonor

(via harley-grim)

@3 months ago with 769874 notes
#Mulan #Mulan no curr #ahaha 
barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

(via leftlanden)

@3 months ago with 68364 notes
#ahahahaha 

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

(via texaswatermelon)

@3 months ago with 332357 notes
#ahaha 

petfag16:

xmessesofmenx:

Umm…

Is everyone clear on what’s going on in Russia with LGBTQ peoples. CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE. What’s going on is absolutely horrifically disgusting and it turns my stomach. Russia is home to people just like you and me except their government is telling them how they can and cannot live and who they can and cannot LOVE. This is heartbreaking. Ask yourself how you can help our Russian brothers and sisters. Lets not be quiet about this. We can all help.

Ways you can help:

REBLOG THIS POST.

VISIT allout.org This website will inform you of the chaos in Russia and other areas of the world where being gay is a crime. Help allout.org by donations and/or signing they’re demands to governments across the world for EQUALITY and PEACE.

BOYCOTT STOLI VODKA!!

LETS DO THIS BY THE MILLIONS.

It is just appalling to see how Russian youth are being brainwashed into a doctrine of hatred!  Our gay Tumblr community must know what is happening to our brothers and sisters in Russia.  Russia wants to be seen as a progressive country by hosting the Olympics, but with human rights being violated this way, Russia only appears barbaric to the free world and any right thinking person.  PLEASE, AT LEAST RE-BLOG THIS.

(Source: silversunpick-me-ups, via lateinlifetiburon)

@4 months ago with 255593 notes
#lgbtq 

thisbluebackpack:

Two days after the Oscars - and just before “If/Then” previews began - Menzel got to blow off some steam on “The Tonight Show” when she did a toy-instruments version of “Let It Go” with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots. The resulting video has more than 8 million views on YouTube (furthering the song’s chart climb). “In a week of very nerve-racking moments, that was a way to let loose,” says Menzel. "But it was also nice to reinforce that I’m really a live performer and I can sing that f-ing song. In a day and age where a lot of people have to be fixed with [Auto-Tune], it’s refreshing for people to know that some of us are not perfect all the time. But that’s the thing. It’s not about being perfect."

(x)

(via novelconcepts)

@5 months ago with 1409 notes
#idina menzel